Allergic...

... to the band aid on my leg.

Of all the bloody luck.

I had to buy some ridiculously expensive sticky thing from Boots, and then use two of them because of the size of the cut, and now it's itching like a demon and going all red and puffy.

I don't care if my leg falls off. It's staying on until I mend.

Please Lord, let me mend quick.
(P.s. and please could I have some sleep? Amen.)